Introduction:
Our question is simple… Why is the world not always lubed up and what can cryptocurrency do to solve this issue?
Our vision is to see every inch of this world and everyone on it dripping with lube and eventually taking lube intergalactic, pledging to send a 55 gallon barrel of lube to the moon. When the rest of the world is waging the value of the petrol backed dollar, why not make love and peace with the limitless capabilities of the Lube Dollar.
How will this be accomplished?
Creation of the Lube Coin will start by aiming to raise $100,000 USD in the ICO. The initial money will be used to buy a boat that will trade water based lube on different ports to bring Lube to the masses. The fleet will be expanded to have several more vessels and upgrade some to be Lube Party boats to demonstrate how to properly take full advantage of it. There will be additional fundraising goals to be announced.
The Lube team will create a DAO where users vote who to send barrels of Lube to the most loyal Pumpers to such as famous people that really need (i.e. Ben Sharpiro’s wife after he criticized Cardi B’s masterpiece of a song “WAP). The long term hope of this goal will be to send Elon Musk and SpaceX to put lube on the Moon and Mars to create a more frictionless universe.
Why Decentralization?
In an effort to create an efficient and reliable administration, intensify and improve local development, better ensure the rights of the local population to have a voice in governance, and better protects minorities.
Why Build on Kadena?
In a simplified point: it is the most frictionless Proof of Work (PoW) layer 1 blockchain. Kadena’s public blockchain platform, originally conceived by Kadena founders Will Martino and Stuart Popejoy, is a braided, parallelized proof-of-work consensus mechanism that improves throughput and scalability while maintaining the security and integrity found in Bitcoin. In short, Kadena is a blockchain that is faster, more secure, and more scalable. Lubecoin will also be built on top of the Chainweb. Chainweb is a braided, parallelized proof-of-work consensus mechanism that improves throughput and scalability while maintaining the security and integrity found in Bitcoin- which leads us to believe in it’s long term viability. https://d31d887a-c1e0-47c2-aa51-c69f9f998b07.filesusr.com/ugd/86a16f_029c9991469e4565a7c334dd716345f4.pdf
Background:
“You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have.” - Mya Angelou
Inspired by these words we believe that in our case Lube is creativity, therefore the more we use, the more we have.
From the genesis of Lube Coin we have a strong conviction that lube can change what we think is possible. Through new possibilities you are able to change the way you view the world, you are able to change your own life and anything you come in contact with. Whether you are new to the community or a long time Pumpers, we are a community with no judgements and put the power into the users to go places they never thought were possible.
1. We started with a simple idea stating that the world needs to be more frictionless
2. The founding team had never collaborated on a professional level together, but they always were pre-lubed for any occasion. A team of developers, finance, creatives, taste makers, markets, and Pumpers.. When you are ready to slide into the community, you are not forcing a movement but rather just allowing nature to take its course.
3. We firmly believe that everyone can be positively impacted by lube at any quantity
Thank you Pumpers we always encourage you to pump but never to dump (HODL)
Why Lube?
Questions for you:
Can you think of a world without lube?
Water is the essence of life and lube helps facilitate making that essence as enjoyable and frictionless for all who partake
How many times have you gotten out of a sticky situation with lube?
There are times in life that life can be hard and you can feel stuck. Patience is a virtue, but getting unstuck is a lot easier and enjoyable when lube is added
Would you or your loved ones be here without lube?
Vision of Lube Coin
Fiat money has failed us. Cryptocurrency has proven to be the next generation of how value is stored, grown, and transacted. It has been attached to different values and commodities. Lube is the next great wave. Do not be fooled by our ambitious vision, we know at the base that it is a memecoin. The potential memes, laughs, and hilarity that could come from this will rival other great memecoins in the cryptosphere.
Lube Boat
A boat that serves as shipping for lube starting in the Baltic Sea then will be expanded into other markets. The next vessels will be deployed across other Seas such as the Mediterranean, Rotterdam, Chicago, and the Caribbean with an expansion mindset to have the product worldwide.
Lube Bar/Boat
We envision a bar/restaurant on this boat that is wall-to-wall lube where there will be no outside shoes allowed. Velvet walls will add a certain je ne ceis qua that would make the majesty of the project obvious as soon as you slide in. There would be no sharp corners in the internal structure of the venue serving only rounded foods and liquid food. Frequently have contests that will allow Pumpers to join along in the mission trips that will surely be fulfilling and fun. Once the initial funds are secured the boat there will be videos across all social media platforms demonstrating how it is bringing the Lube Coin vision to the world.
Decentralized Autonomous Organization (DAO) for lube barrels
Decentralized Autonomous Organization is defined here: https://www.investopedia.com/tech/what-dao/
DAO stands for Decentralized Autonomous Organization. As the name suggests, a DAO is an organization automated by computer code and open for anyone to participate (as long as they meet some basic requirements). Being autonomous means that smart contracts help run the majority of the processes without human interference. A DAO is created and managed by a community, which collectively manages its funds and projects. The DAO will act as a democratic vote that will deliver a 55 gallon barrel of lube to whoever the DAO deems most in need of lubrication. This allows for the community to carry out the community mission and vision of Lube Coin to make the world a i.e. Elon Musk to put it on the moon, Ben Shapiro's wife after he calls “WAP” a medical condition, or to Ukrainian Soldiers to make the roads too slick for invading forces.
Lube Dollar > petrodollar - Bring our web based glide into the physical world
The petrodollar is outdated and unsustainable. Oil is a finite resource that is accelerating the rate of climate change. Water based, vegan, gluten-free, and locally sourced/farm-to-table is a truly sustainable solution. Our vision is to one day produce lube exchangeable for lube coin in a union manufacturing plant that has ethics as a leading value. With your help we will be churning out more lube than you can fucking imagine. At the beginning it is not economically possible to tie the Lube Coin to a physical asset. Once the coin rises in price and market cap the Lube Coin will be tied to quantities of lube with ambitions of tying it to a 55 gallon barrel. Once this is done Lubecoin will be the “Pump Daddy” of the water based lubrication commodities market.
Conclusion:
Make peace and love rather than war by supporting the Lube Coin. If you’ve made it this far then you believe in the vision. Let’s bring Lube to the masses, create some content in all the fun we will have doing so, send lube to those who need it, and start a revolution that backs a sustainable Lube based dollar that takes the world economy by storm.